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Sticky goo – and ode to progesterone
Progesterone progesterone how I hate thee
The white, pasty crud that gives me baskets of laundry
Why am I doing this my brain says to me?
All for the chance of a take home baby
Oh I just put on last night’s jim jams
I don’t know who said that progesterone is from yams
This is more likely descended from cardboard
But a physical reminder of what I’m striving t’ward
Ouch, I just discovered a loose hangnail
I swore so loudly I thought they’d take me to jail
Why am I inserting white balls inside me?
All for the hope of a take home baby
Day 14 breaks
ABC’s of Progesterone
Bloated bout of
Killing me softly because my
Lovely lady lumps are
Over the counter
Really carefully, insert
Suppositories whilst in the
Toilet and hope no one looks
Under the stall door while my finger is in my
Whilst at work!
Yes! Oh well at least it’s not a