that was something someone searched for to get to my blog….scary indeed.
Here’s one answer.
The other would be to:
- Ensure it’s evening time (so it’s sufficiently dark inside and no natural light “assists”)
- Be at home with your spouse/significant other or lover (said with an accent….”lovahhhhhhhhh!”)
- silently stop what you are doing, get up, quickly turn off all the lights
- your lovahhhhhh will wonder, “what the eff is going on”
- J has played this game before so he knows not to turn on the lights (that’s cheating)
- try to scare the shit out of the other person by jumping out from behind a door or crawl along the floor and grab their ankle
- laugh hysterically
- repeat as necessary